Comments on: Voting for Satan

By: Steven Danderson

Steven Danderson — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:13:21 +0000

Actually, I can respect Mr. Keller–much more than other anti-Mormons who feign “love” for us. At least he has the courtesy of leaving no doubt where we stand. To him, we are a bunch of demons, and, at the first opportunity, he will kill us, for we are all in a “kill or be killed” war, and we are the enemy.

I just won’t darken the doorway of his Church any time soon!

By: Greg Smith

Greg Smith — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:25:27 +0000

Why doesn’t Bill Keller loose his tax exempt status for such political nonsense?

Because you have not (yet!) voted for Satan.

Patience.

By: Andrew Miller

Andrew Miller — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:00:54 +0000

That was a funny comment, Todd Wood!

Why doesn’t Bill Keller loose his tax exempt status for such political nonsense?

By: Jon W

Jon W — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:32:58 +0000

but it WOULD be funny.

By: Confutus

Confutus — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:52:59 +0000

My inner contrarian wants a “Vote for Satan! (Romney)”
campaign button. My sober self doesn’t think that’s really such a great idea.

By: Greg Smith

Greg Smith — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:23:05 +0000

“Auditing Bill Keller is auditing for Satan. I’m not saying who should or shouldn’t be audited, I’m just wanting to inform people that only Satan would want Bill Keller audited.”

By: Jon

Jon — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:59:19 +0000

Americans United has asked the IRS to investigate Keller for possible violation of federal tax law.

By: chad

chad — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:17:19 +0000

I think I was married to his sister once…

Satan’s not Romney’s…

By: Todd Wood

Todd Wood — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:32:28 +0000

I have heard voting for Hillary is voting for Satan . . . voting for Romney is voting for Satan . . . and voting for Huckabee is voting for Satan.

Satan is a popular guy in America.

By: Greg Smith

Greg Smith — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:15:46 +0000

I love the passive-aggressive mother-in-law style disclaimer: “The purpose of this website is to educate the public on the Mormon cult. It is in no way meant to tell people who to, or who not to vote for.”

Mother-in-law: “Don’t worry about me. You two go out and have fun. Don’t worry. I’ll just sit here alone. By myself. In the dark. Have fun.”

Keller: “Don’t worry I’m not trying to tell you who not to vote for. A vote for Mitt Romney is a vote for Satan, and America will crash into a firey, burning apocalypse of Road-Warrior-Like proportions. But, no, I have no strong opinions on that. Just thought you’d like to know about Mormonism, but I’m not telling you how to vote. Just, ya know, FYI.”

Anyone who believes the disclaimer will probably also believe Keller’s schtick.

Besides, I thought Ann Coulter WAS Satan; I didn’t know she was a mere lacky….